Category: thingsmystudentssay

Regular

The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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me: If you’re finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

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8th grader: That grade was an F. And I said, “Forget you, devil.” And it’s a C now!

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7th grader: Y’all makin’ my weave itch.

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8th grader: Miss, you didn’t take no cookie from lunch?
me: Yeah, I had two.
8th grader: I stole this one. I put it in my titty. See? My titties are worth something.

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8th grader 1: You musty.
8th grader 2: Your titty’s musty.

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8th grader: You’re not my daughter, you’re like my neighbor next door. The kind that always be barging in and taking my food, and always got some Tea to Spill on someone.

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8th grader, going in bathroom: Can you guys please talk because I have to go pee and I don’t want you hearing me pee.