Category: teacher confessions

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The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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me: If you’re finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?

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me: If you’re finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?

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me: Please keep your hands to yourself.
6th grader 1: It’s not a hair salon.
me: Yes, let’s keep it sanitary.
6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.

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me: Please keep your hands to yourself.
6th grader 1: It’s not a hair salon.
me: Yes, let’s keep it sanitary.
6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!