Category: teacher confessions

Regular

The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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me: If you’re finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?

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me: Please keep your hands to yourself.
6th grader 1: It’s not a hair salon.
me: Yes, let’s keep it sanitary.
6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

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8th grader: That grade was an F. And I said, “Forget you, devil.” And it’s a C now!

Regular

34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school.
Lesson plans:
6th grade: Lilo and Stitch
7th grade: Incredibles
8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

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7th grader: Y’all makin’ my weave itch.

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8th grader: Miss, you didn’t take no cookie from lunch?
me: Yeah, I had two.
8th grader: I stole this one. I put it in my titty. See? My titties are worth something.

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8th grader 1: You musty.
8th grader 2: Your titty’s musty.