Category: shitmystudentswrite

Life imitates art

Doctors are trained similarly in Canada and Sweden, they must apply for an advanced training called ‘medical school’.  Very similar to the hugely popular Grey’s Anatomy, students must complete vigorous testing and long hours studying to then endure deadly competition within hospitals.

Taxidermy

I know that “stuffed my face” is an idiom because you can’t really stuff anyone’s face, unless you are a taxidermist. 

Bible times

Now obviously, the human body has always been held in high regard, evidenced by the fact that prostitution has been around since the earliest of Bible times.

“Dictator”

Hitler was a facetious dictator.

Brains vs. Bronze

Why someone may choose to go to college is often a matter of athleticism vs. smarts, or more commonly known as brains vs. bronze.

Deeper question

The deeper question is – when meaning of language what meaning does it have? 

Way back

The existence of women goes way back, obviously and we are kinda important if you ask me.

Christopher Cocksucker

Christopher Columbus was cock-sucking Queen Isabella and King Ferdinand. This is how he discovered America.

Public Cervix Announcement

No parent wants to know their children practice some kind of sexual performance.

Song of Feeling Myself

Walter Witman is a narcissist who masturbates and overdoses on viagra.