Category: pregnant teacher

We don’t have AC and I’m in the hottest room o…

When there’s an optional staff meeting after s…

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Every day they ask me how many months along I …

Regular

34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school.
Lesson plans:
6th grade: Lilo and Stitch
7th grade: Incredibles
8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

Conversation

me: Bet you’ve never seen a rolly polly pregnant Power Ranger before, have you?
8th grader: I bet that baby’s got skills.

(it’s pajama day and I’m wearing a Power Ranger onesie)

Conversation

6th grader 1: Miss does it hurt when you have your baby?
6th grader 2: What do you think, it’s all peaches and roses?!

Conversation

6th grader: Miss, you can just set your lunchbox on your tummy!

My temperament these days oscillates between

to

to

and finally,

Telling my students that I’m pregnant

Them:

Me:

Conversation

8th grader: It is a crying shame that we aren’t gonna be here to see Ms. Woodland’s baby.