Category: mystudents

Conversation

6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

Conversation

8th grader: That grade was an F. And I said, “Forget you, devil.” And it’s a C now!

Regular

34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school.
Lesson plans:
6th grade: Lilo and Stitch
7th grade: Incredibles
8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

Conversation

7th grader: Y’all makin’ my weave itch.

Conversation

8th grader: Miss, you didn’t take no cookie from lunch?
me: Yeah, I had two.
8th grader: I stole this one. I put it in my titty. See? My titties are worth something.

Conversation

8th grader 1: You musty.
8th grader 2: Your titty’s musty.

Conversation

8th grader: You’re not my daughter, you’re like my neighbor next door. The kind that always be barging in and taking my food, and always got some Tea to Spill on someone.

Conversation

8th grader, going in bathroom: Can you guys please talk because I have to go pee and I don’t want you hearing me pee.

Regular

In which we have a legit discussion in the 8th grade about the difference between the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, Olaf, and the Abominable Snow Monster. And that none of them are the same.

Conversation

8th grader 1: Marijuana.
8th grader 2: I don’t drink Marijuana.