Category: middle school

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The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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me: If you’re finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?

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me: Please keep your hands to yourself.
6th grader 1: It’s not a hair salon.
me: Yes, let’s keep it sanitary.
6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.

When I show (what I think is) a fairly relevan…

Jimmy:
“OMG so annoying”

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Me:
“Yeah well so are you but no one says anything”

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We don’t have AC and I’m in the hottest room o…

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

As a pregnant teacher, I’ve unlocked a new wea…

When there’s an optional staff meeting after s…

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Every day they ask me how many months along I …