Category: middle school

When I show (what I think is) a fairly relevan…

Jimmy:
“OMG so annoying”

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Me:
“Yeah well so are you but no one says anything”

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We don’t have AC and I’m in the hottest room o…

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

As a pregnant teacher, I’ve unlocked a new wea…

When there’s an optional staff meeting after s…

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Every day they ask me how many months along I …

When you’ve given them busy work for so long t…

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8th grader: That grade was an F. And I said, “Forget you, devil.” And it’s a C now!

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34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school.
Lesson plans:
6th grade: Lilo and Stitch
7th grade: Incredibles
8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

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7th grader: Y’all makin’ my weave itch.