Category: 8th grade

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8th grader, listening to a cd playing “Oh Hanukkah”: Ooooh yes. I could do the Cha Cha Slide to this. They should put this on the radio.

[We read the Hanukkah scene in Anne Frank today]

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8th grader: We should all go get our thingies waxed together!

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8th grader 1: It’s a common fact that daddies are THOTs. No really, they have lots of kids.
8th grader 2: Yeah because all they gotta do is nut, then rest, then go.

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8th grader 1: My leg is burning!
me: Why?
8th grader 2: Because I hit her with a fireball from my Power Ranger powers.

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7th grader: Bye, brother.
8th grader: Bye, brother.
me: Wait. Earlier she said the stingray was her brother. So does that make the stingray your brother too?
8th grader: Nah, we have different dads.

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8th grader: It is a crying shame that we aren’t gonna be here to see Ms. Woodland’s baby.

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8th grader 1: What’s a matter, you ain’t never seen no nipples before?
8th grader 2: No, we ain’t seen no PEPPERONI nipples!

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8th grader: Miss, is there such a thing as titty glue?!

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8th grader: Couple love, old people love. . . Man, old people can be nasty. They act all sweet and nice but they KNOW some stuff! I can’t with old people, they nasty and can ruin your childhood. They been around.

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8th grader: Miss, can Crips donate blood?