Category: 7th grade

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7th grader 1: I’m the goodest example you could ever fine.
7th grader 2: Girl, Trump is a better example than you.

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7th grader: Bye, brother.
8th grader: Bye, brother.
me: Wait. Earlier she said the stingray was her brother. So does that make the stingray your brother too?
8th grader: Nah, we have different dads.

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Question on assignment: You have spring fever and your schoolwork is suffering. Explain five things you can do to cure your spring fever and keep up in class.
7th grader writes: I could go to a doctor’s office tells them that my school is suffering and they don’t have money. To pay for there medicine and cure the Spring.

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7th grader: THIS MOVIE DON’T APOLOGIZE!

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7th grader, yelling at Coco: NO! I Thought you were good but you turned out to be evil! You ugly! I don’t think you even have a wiener anymore!

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7th grader, on Coco: WHAT! She’s naked?!
me: A lot of artists draw nude models. It’s called “figure drawing”.
7th grader: You’ve ever seen a naked person?
me: I’ve seen a lot of naked people. I do theatre. We change together. Nudity is not a big deal to me.
7th grader: AAAGH NO! You ruined your adulthood!

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7th grader: You is not popular or famous. Why you keep saying, “Totally!”?!

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7th grader, watching “Nova: Life’s Greatest Miracle”: No. This is ruining my childhood. I wanted to ruin my childhood by being bad, not from this!

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7th grader: It’s amazing how an egg can turn into a whole human. It’s magic.

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7th grader: ooh! If it rained hot sauce it would burn your eyes!!!