Category: 6th grade

Regular

The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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me: If you’re finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .
6th grader: Can we bake children?

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me: Please keep your hands to yourself.
6th grader 1: It’s not a hair salon.
me: Yes, let’s keep it sanitary.
6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

Regular

34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school.
Lesson plans:
6th grade: Lilo and Stitch
7th grade: Incredibles
8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

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6th grader: Miss, you don’t look like yourself today. You’re only wearing one color.

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6th grader: Miss, are you going to the paranormal circus?

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6th grader: If I was your momma and you kept dropping your phone like that, I’d knock you sideways, to the moon and back.

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6th grader 1: God gonna keep takin’ your life if you keep cursing.
6th grader 2: He probably already took ten.