Category: 6th grade

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There’s secrets in here.
6th grader 2: Read ’em out, so we can expose them!

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34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school.
Lesson plans:
6th grade: Lilo and Stitch
7th grade: Incredibles
8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

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6th grader: Miss, you don’t look like yourself today. You’re only wearing one color.

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6th grader: Miss, are you going to the paranormal circus?

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6th grader: If I was your momma and you kept dropping your phone like that, I’d knock you sideways, to the moon and back.

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6th grader 1: God gonna keep takin’ your life if you keep cursing.
6th grader 2: He probably already took ten.

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6th grader: Miss, what’s a home invasion?

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Thing I have never had to say before during State Testing, but found myself saying today: Please turn off your shoe.

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My 6th graders are reading a story about the Donner Party that their history teacher gave them. They’re reading it but they TOTALLY MISSED the most important details, and I had to explain it to them.
6th grader 1: THEY ATE EACH OTHER?!?!?
6th grader 2: But they didn’t even have no salt!

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6th grader 1: Miss, do you know the world is gonna end tomorrow?
me: You said that yesterday.
6th grader 1: No, that was her. But Donald Trump said we’re going to have World War 3.
me: Just ignore him.
6th grader 2: Yeah ignore him. Donald Trump ain’t nothin’.