Conversation

8th grader: Miss, did you know you’re our favorite teacher? You can have ice cream with us. Plus the baby might want some. You know that episode of Spongebob? Where his momma was pregnant with him and he could see out her bellybutton, and she ate a Crabby Patty, and that’s how he got started with them. . . Well we don’t want your baby to see all of everybody eating ice cream with gummy bears, whipped cream, skittles and all that, and feeling left out, so. . .