Tonight at conferences, a parent took his anger at my coteacher out on me.

Dude, not my fault your kid has a 4% in history.

It’s not my fault Matt takes forever to update grades. It’s one of my biggest annoyances about working with him.

I am not your child’s history teacher – he’s next door. My “I don’t know why he does that” clearly only made you madder. Go fucking talk to him.